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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
Guys, for real, I love when people do this. You could even go on anon if you want and just be like “Hey, this is *nickname* again!” like I don’t even care. Just talk to me, let me know what’s happening in your life, ask about my day, tell me a story, give me headcanons, complain about school or work or parents, just DO IT